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Two Black, One British

It starts as Eric and Kenny arriving into school very early, so they get all lot of Mr.Garrison's work done. When they enter the class Stan and Kyle are inside. Kyle is starring at the extra seat, wondering why thats thier. Stan thought the Jimmy isn't crippled any more. When the bell rings everybody is running into the class. A black boy comes into the classroom. Everyone stares at him. Mr.Garrison annouces Shane Marks to everyone in the class. When Shane said something the girls start to like him. Shane takes his seat, which is next to Butters. At lunch the boys hate Shane because they didn't want him taking all the girls for his use. So they try to ruining him by kicking him in the balls. At the playground all the boys walk up to Shane and Craig trys to punch Shane but then Shane punches him really hard. Shane wondered why they want to kill him. The boys didn't want him taking the girls. Shane told them he could teach them how to wow the girls. All the boys left him except Token. Token wanted to kill Shane because his rich. But Shane tells him his british. Token then faints not even knowing. When the boys are at home, Token tells them Shane is British, but they allready knew. This also reminded them of Pip

Never Again

Eric is watching TV at his house. He begins chanel surfing, he gets to a show called "Tweedle Bitch". A blond Norweigen pops up and tells them that say "Tweedle Bitch to a Jewish or British. Eric's world to him finally makes sense. At the next day of school, Kyle and Shane are in the hall, Cartman goes up to them an calls them "Tweedle Bitch". Kyle, looks at Eric and puts his thumb up that he beat him. Eric goes to corridors and Kyle startis moping about what Eric said to him. Shane decides to kill Eric. Kyle smilled, they got up and planned that after school thier killing Eric. Eric hears this, so in class he passes a note for Shane and Kyle to meet him at 54 Sheddigabber Street. Kyle and Shane get the notes, they get all lot of weapons out and run to 54 Sheddigabber Street. They arrive at a haunted house, Kyle goes to knock but Shane thinks thats stupid. So Shane gets a dynamite and throws it at the door blowing it up. They both run through the door and and shoot a trap door, Kyle goes through the trap door. Shane runs to the top floor, he finds Cartman near a fire place room. Shane pushes him into the room. Eric promises to never say that again. Shane sticks his tounge out and Eric gets shocked. They leave the house along with Kyle, and the become friends.

Look for Star for Wars

The 4th Graders are at class doing nothing. They begin waiting for Mr.Garrison to come. Mr.Mackey walks into the room saying that Mr.Garrison is sick, and there is no supply teachers so they have to stay inside the school. Everyone cheers, because there isn't no teachers. Shane's tells them but theres nothing to do, so they make thier own imigination of Star Wars. It goes to Jedi's Kyle and Shane as they just arrived at Coruscant. They are approached by a Sith Gang(Token and Butters). Shane pushes Butters and Kyle pushes Token. Shane and Kyle enter a temple. They meet Grandmaster Bebe Stevens, Shane looks at Kyle then at Bebe. Bebe tells them to announce thier arrival to her. Shane and Kyle wanted Bebe to teach them, but they had to go find 2 Jedi's in Hiding. This was hard as they never knew of them. The jedi's where Stan and Eric, thier last location was Corellia. So Shane and Kyle got on a ship and it sent them to Corellia.

With Dark Lord Kenny, he is bored, a messenger(Cylde) tells the Dark Lord that 2 Jedi's are heading to Coriella. Kenny orders 2 Sith Knight(Craig and Tweek) to go kill Shane and Kyle. When the Jedi's arrive at Corellia, a smoke of cloud and 2 drop pods appear, Shane and Kyle fall down. Craig tells them it's the end of thier life. Then 2 lightsabers is thrown at the Sith. Eric and Stane walk up. Shane and Kyle look at them because it's them. Kyle asks them if they could train them. They agree, so they train with Eric and Stan, who teaches them all lot. After the training the Jedi's arrive on Mustfar. They meet the Dark Lord Kenny. They all decide to strike at once. Eric thrown to a wall, Kyle is knocked out and Shane is thrown on the ground. Stan is the only one that remains, so Stan and Kenny begin deulling. Shane, Eric and Kyle get a fire exstiguisher and throw it at Kenny throwing him to lava. Then the "You Killed Kenny" Line is up. At the end a line says "No 4th Graders were harmed in the making of this imagination, except for Kenny.

That's Not Christmas

At Christmas Eve, the boys can't wait to open thier presents. They all jump up and get happy because a physic will give free readings on Christmas Eve. In Stan's house, the boys(every boy from the 4th Grade class) are siitting down, so thier parents can buy stuff for them. In the kicthen the parents are talking about thier boys not buying anything. Sheila comes up with an idea to force the boys to buy them presents. The parents burst into the room and push the boys outside, telling them to buy them present. Eric tells Kyle his mom is a bitch. Kyle agrees with Eric for the first time without lying. The boys go to the mall, and it goes into a Batman scene. Clyde is seen getting a toaster. Shane is seen getting a drumstick. Token is getting a plush model of him and his family. Kyle and Kenny was going to get a suit for thier parents, until they came across a free physic reading. The physic knew they where coming before they entered. The 2 went inside the tent, the physic first gave Kenny a reading. She told Kenny that he wont die at Christmas, Kenny cheered. When she gave Kyle a reading, she told him he will die in four hours. Kyle was shocked so he ran out the room. Shane wondered why Kyle was running away, so he ran to him to see what was going on. Kyle told Shane, that he would die in four hours. Shane thought that was untrue, Kenny's parka had flown onto Kyle. Shane now knows Kyle's doomed now. Shane told Kyle he should tell everyone what he thinks of them. The first house he goes to is Eric, he tells Eric he was awesome, because he probably make his own buisness. Kyle hug Eric and they start crying. The last house Kyle goes to is Bebe's. He knocks on the door, Kyle tells Bebe that he's had a huge crush on her since 1st Grade. Bebe has also had a crusg on Kyle since 1st Grade too. Kyle kisses her on checking telling her, he'll miss her. Shane runs up to Kyle, telling him he won't die since he kissed the person he loves. Kyle and Shane walk off being happy. The parka slides off Kyle and goes back on to Kenny, then Kenny is crushed by a plane. Stan says the "You Killed Kenny!" line, but Kyle isn't there.

Freaking Hot

At Token's house, Token brings Shane, to forgive him for not realising he wasn't rich. Token's dad asks where is his sons friend. Token's dad looks at Shane, not realising his black. Token's dad welcome Shane, then goes upstairs.Token turns on TV and gets Shane to watch Family Guy. Shane's watched Family Guy before in BBC 3, but in America they get it first. At Eric's house, he comes up with a way to get Family Guy off the air. Eric gets a Camera out, and he takes pictures of himself in pants. Eric posts them on a website. The next day, the news show that, Family Guy is off the air. All of the boys were shocked that Family Guy was off the air. Shane decided not to kill Eric, he actually wanted Eric to learn his lesson. At school, Shane told the boys that Eric got Family Guy off the air. Shane then went to get Tweedle Bitch of the air, by using Eric's photo's and posting it on the Tweedle Bitch gallery. Three hours later, Eric gets a message from Tweedle Bitch people saying that his a Tweedle Bitch. On the news, it says South Park is on a heat crisis. All the snow is gone from the pavement. Stan and Kyle wonder why it's gone hot. Shane tells them, because of Eric, the hotest thing on TV gets taken away, makes a town go hot, it happened in London 1999. Stan and Kyle want to save it, but Shane and Token thinks thats a bad idea, because they know Family Guy more than them. Shane and Token go willing to the governor to get Family Guy back on the air. The governor tells them that, Eric has the evidence. Token tells the govrnor that Eric took them yesterday and Family Guy didn't even put an episode at 4:00. Shane also points to the Wizard of Oz poster on the top left corner. The governer airs Family Guy again. Except from Tweedle Bitch that Shane cut the Wizard of Oz poster.

The 3gethers

At school, Mr Garrison is calling the Register. He calle Bebe, who puts her hand up, then to Pip. Mr Garrison forgets to take Pip out the register. Shane starts thinking, who was Pip, then it goes to a flashback that him and Pip are playing a game of cricket. When the flashback finishes, Mr.Garrison is still calling the register. In the cafeteria, Pip is seen siting down with the boys. They all look at him, they wonder why Pip is alive. Pip tells them that he never died from Babra Strieshand, he was stucked to her foot. Shane looks at and is shocked to find out Pip's there. Everyone starts getting confused on why Shane knows Pip. Shane tells them that Pip and him used to be friend 4 year ago back in Britan. Kenny fnishes eating his food, so he walks down to put a juice packet in the bin, Kenny slips from a banana and is incinerated by fire on the gas cooker. So then the "You Killed Kenny" line shows again. After school, Shane, Token and Pip agree to meet at Shane's house after school. In Shane's room Pip is planning to set off a rocket saying Eric's mum is a crack whore. They set of a rocket, and when Eric looks up, he realises he can see his mum on the fireworks. And gets angry, Shane, Pip and Token cheer.

Football, Not Crazy

Stan is at home watching TV. He see's that there a soccer match going on. Stan wants to look at it for 10 seconds and then his going to bed. After he looks at one of the players scoring he starts shouting "Goal!". At the end of the match, there is an advertisment about soccer accessories. Stan calls the company that sells them and he asks them to deliver it to his house. The Judge from Stanley Cup starts doing the whole movie trailer again. At school everyone is heading to the school door. Stan is seen walking into the class with a soccer get up. The judge does the trailer stuff, at the end, Shane shoots the man and tells eveyone to never speak of this. A herd of rats take the judge's body away. On the annoucements Mr.Mackey tells everyone that the soccer team has been formed by Stan. Kyle, Eric, Token, Pip and Shane are in the team. And the tryouts have to be taken now. The 4th graders get annoyed now that Stan's gone into a fad. Kyle goes to talk with Stan to reason with him, he never wants to get involved with Stan's rubbish fads ever again. Stan tells Kyle you can never quit, so Kyle gets annoyed. Eric also trys to reason, he calls himself fat. Kyle and Eric get annoyed at Stan, because he keeps going into riddiculos phases. A match is being played at an arena. At the first match, Shane is seen running to the goal with Pip, kicking it to Shane, which causes a goal. The match ends 3-0. Everyone gets tired, Shane tells Stan to get out of the fad. Shane slaps Stan, to get him to wake up. Kyle and Eric come up with an idea. At the lockers, Wendy goes to Stan, he becomes confused. Wendy tells Stan to get over the fad or she'll dump him. Stan now wants to get over the fad. Mr.Mackey annouces that there is no more soccer team.

Music's Big Day

At the 4th Grade class, Mr.Garrison is handing out letters. He tells them, that theres a trip to the Sickeysickonta music festival in Denver. Stan gets happy, because his parents would say yes. At the Marsh house, his parents agree to let him go to the festival. Shane's parents allow him to go to the festival. At the festival everyone is standing on the lane to pass them thier tickets. A few kids through to see the acts playing live. Kenny tries to go through, but it says his ticket isnt valid until tommorow. Mr.Garrison tells him because Kenny was a little late. Kenny still tries to go through but then, the man holds the gun and shoots Kenny. Which the "You Killed Kenny" line come up. Everyone goes through and tramples past Kenny's dead body. Shane decideds to go to the Rock venue. Stan and Kyle follow him as well. Eric is looking at some christian rock, so Eric picks up a rock and tells them they wont get a Platnuim Album and he throws it at them. They leave the stage in disgust. Clyde, Tweak and Craig are buying Lolipops. On the next list is Tween Wave music. Stan now knows parents from South Park are stupid. Stan realises everything that sounds like crap, doesn't sound like it anymore. Shane goes to get a drink, Shane see's some Youtube starts with bombs. Dramafreaks64, ReoControlGTAV and FornThrornThorFor all have bombs in thier pockets. They all run into the festival, one plants the bomb into the RNB venue and Reggae venue. Shane goes over to thoose 2 venues to warn the school to move out. Shane warns everyone to get out the festival and call the police. On Kenny's dead body, there's a phone, Red picks up and calls the police. The police arrive and arrest the the Youtube stars.

Girls For Once

At the Broflovski's house, Kyle is seen waking up. Kyle turns to his calender not realising it's January 21st. Kyle get shocked, because it's 54th Kids Annual Kids Love Fest and the boys have to do something for the girls this time. Kyle then remembers that he kissed Bebe at Christmas, so this will be easy for him. At school everyone is at the hall. Pricinpal Victoria tells all the boys to make a float for the girls. She also tells them to behave, including Eric. Eric looks at Prinicipal Victoria and tells her he's losing weight. So the boys begin to come out with a plan. Stan goes to Wendy, just going to ask her, if they can stop the whole thing. Wendy says no, but Stan hugs Wendy, because he hates the we all have to give presents and it's tiring. Wendy pushes Stan, he begins to walk away. Kyle is seen kissing with Bebe in the tree. Then Shane starts singing the sitting in the tree song. Shane tells Kyle to come to hall. At the school hall, Shane makes an idea for a concert. Everyone disagrees because Youtube stars might try to come. Shane tell them that the Youtube starts can't escape prison. Ike tells them that they should have a kissing statue, but Eric and Token disagree, he said that they should have statue of Margret Thacther. Everyone starts agruing and fighting. Shane walks up with a smoke grenade and throws it into the hall. Everyone except Shane is knocked out, Shane starts building a concert for the boys to play in. The boys wake up, So Ike, Token, Bridon, Theodore, Kyle and Stan are up the float singing. They show this to the girls who like it, Bebe and Wendy are seen going up the the float joining the boat. Kenny is seen crushed to death by the float, and Stan is singing "Oh My God We Killed Kenny!" then Kyle sings "We're Bastards!!!!"

MPS

At Shane's house all the 4th Graders are bored sitting down, Kenny is using the remote and starts channel surfing. He leaves it on the news. Shane tells Kenny, that the news is full of lies. Wendy tells him, not in South Park. The news show, that the parents are planting a fish. Shane's dad and his mum are seen for the first time. Dan is waiting for a fish to come up. Eric starts getting angry, because the parents keep getting stupider and stupider. Stan also agree with Eric, Kyle agrees, Bebe and Wendy agree. Now more people start to agree. Eric decides to start the MPS Orginization. Shane doesn't agree, because they're gonna get grounded badly. Butters goes to his parents punches him, just for them to understand his life and how he's pushed around. Butters is then grounded. Shane facepalms because the kids are the stupid ones. At the MPS meeting, Bebe tells everyone that her parents had sex right in front of her. Everyone gaps at Bebe's comments. Red also tell everyone that her dad was doing Jackass. Eric tells everyone to go stamp on the parents. In the afternoon the kids are running to trample every parent's foot. The parents shout at the kids telling them they're grounded. Shane tells everyone to stop, because no one has control on themselves. He points at the Stoches, they never keep on what's happening in Butters life, he then looks at the McCormicks, telling them they need to be sober, before another mistake happens and they keep killing Kenny and he points at the kids, telling them they need to love thier parents or else something might happen, Shane was also told that the kids went out of control without parents. Everything in South Park goes back to normal.

Amanda V Town

At Shane's house Shane' mother Amanda annouces to the family that she quits her job as a chef in Utah. Dan sighs, because it's good and she wont come in the night. At night, the Marks are in thier room. Amanda sneakily goes out of the bed and goes to the living room to write a book. It seen that it is a cooking book, Amanda closes book, assuming she is finished with the book. Amanda wraps in a box and sends it to Utah. The next morning, Shane is having a cup of coffe. Dan tells Shane, that after he finishes drinking it's off to school. On the new it's shown that Canada and Afhanistan are at war because of Amanda's cook books, a retarted Chef from Utah, thought the Afghan War was a real war, plus, the chef was from Canada. The South Park people appear at Shane's house trying to burn it. Shane opens the door and punches Randy, calling him an idiot. Stan tells that his dad desereves it. At school Mr.Garrison is complaining because people from Utah are plain retarded. Kyle thinks he should help Shane because, he's been helping him. Kyle goes to Shane and decides to go to parents to go give them senses. Stan follows Kyle and Shane to help them. Amanda is being chased by the parents and Kenny tries to stop them but he is trampled by the parents. Then the "You Killed Kenny!" line comes up again. Shane realises what the war was about, it was that Utah was full of retards. Shane goes to tell the South Park people that Utah's just a stupid state. So they hire the college scientest to go back in time and destroy Utah. 9 Minutes later, Utah is wiped up from the US.

Shark Attack!

At the Broflovski house, Kyle is seen leaving. Shiela tells Kyle to be back from the Comic Book convention at 8:30. Kyle closes the door and leave home. He is seen walking down a lane, Kyle wonders why the Comic Book Convention is so far away. Kyle arrives the convention, not realising it's an Emo Convention. 3 Hours later Kyle is seen leaving in pale skin and all his clothes are black. Kyle arrives home, his parents scream because Kyle has adapted the Emo culture. At Kyle's bedroom, the boys are talking to Kyle why he didn't appear at the Convention. Kyle told them he did, Eric is wondering why Kyle is talking in a deep voice. The next day of school the boys are in the hall talking. Shane looks at Kyle and tells him why his gone Gothic. Kyle tells him because he went to the convention. Shane tells Kyle he didn't go to the festival because there was a list of people who went and Kyle wasn't on the list. Kyle then tells Shane that he was at an Emo Convention. Shane palmfaces himself because Kyle has gone into a fad. Shane tries to get Kyle to stop but it fails. Kyle tells himself that he's going to watch a movie called Jaws. At the cinema Kyle is seen people get eaten by a Shark, so Kyle runs out of the cinema. At Shane's house Kyle wrote a letter to Shane in blood. Stan, Eric and Kenny get the message too. So they run to Starks Pond. Stan tells Kyle to never get into a fad, Kyle doesn't care, but then Kenny tells Kyle that your gonna miss Bebe to much. Kyle hears this and comes back up. Kyle washes himself and changes back to normal.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Eric and Shane?

The boys are bored and are sitting down on the street. Stan asks Kenny what to do, Kenny doesn't have an idea. Eric tells them they need a 5th friend, because it's boring doing nothing without a 5th friend. The person from Cartman's Mum is Slut does a question. "Who is the new 5th friend?" The choices are Tweak, Pip, Token and Shane. The answer is Shane Marks. Then South Park theme song starts again. After Kenny's line Shane says "Every culture, Every Race, This is why this town so great!". The boys and thier new friend Shane are walking in the mall. Eric tells Shane's he needs a Coon costume. Shane is confused of this question, Stan tells Shane that they need to continue the Coon era. Shane was thinking that he should make his costume. Kyle points out that he can use mechanical stuff to do it. At the Marks house, Shane is soldering a helmet. He also has a Kurkri on the shoulder. Shane likes this, he goes to show the boys the costume. Kenny wonders who the boy with the carved helment is. The person takes the helmet off and it Shane. Eric tells Shane that he copied it from Halo:Reach. Shane points out that they never said anything about not copying from games. Stan asks what Shane's superhero is supposed to be, Shane replys that he is called Silentmania, and he is silent and he can fire lasers. So the coon begins to start. At the Coon hideout, The Coon is being interrogated by The Human Kite. Human Kite asks The Coon on how to beat Professor Chaos, because The Coon beat him. The Coon tells Human Kite that only one person knows how to beat Professor Chaos is someone called Silentmania. The Human Kite leaves The Coon and goes to Mysterion to tell them to go to someone called Silentmania. All of the group are holding Mint Berry Crunch. The Coon breaks the gate and head to the group. Mysterion forces The Coon to his cell. Mysterion tells the group thier gonna find Silentmania. The Coon tells them, he's the only one who knows Siletmania. So the group decide to give The Coon leadership again. Toolshed tells The Coon never to be a dick again, or he'll get his mother. The Coon tells Toolshed he can't, because his mum died from Professor Chaos. The Coon and Friends walk to a person called Silentmania. Silentmania looks at them. Mysterion asks Silentmania if he can help them stop Professor Chaos. Silentmania agrees to help them defeat Professor Chaos. At the Coon and Friends hideout everyone is planning to attack Professor Chaos base. Silentmania lasers a note saying that it should be done now. At Professor Chaoses Base, Mysterion thinks that there is no one inside. Professor Chaoses minions drop down. Mint Berry Crunch thinks that Professor Chaos is a pervert. Toolshed turns his clippers into a Hammer, he knocks one of the minions. Human Kite is flying to the minions and he head is on her boobs, sending her to an explosive. Timmy stabs one of the minion. Tupperware starts punching the minion into the sky. Mosquito sucks one of the minions blood out. Mint Berry Crunch turns one of the minions to food and eat her. The Coon scratches one of the minion bleeding her. Mysterion tries to take on 8 of them, but Silentmania lasers them all. Professor Chaos is shown, everyone tries to attack but fails. Silentmani lasers through Professor Chaos dropping him to the floor. He is then taken to the jail again.

I'm a Broflovski, Get Me Out Of Here!

At Eric's bedroom, Kenny, Stan, Eric and Shane are playing with aeroplanes. Kenny gets a World War II one, Eric calls Kenny a baby, Stan and Shane look to what Eric said and continue playing. Kyle enters the room in a sad state. Stan looks at Kyle, Stan tries to ask Kyle what's happening. Kyle tells them that he's leaving to a deserted island for money. Eric points out, that Shane moved in South Park for money. Kenny laughs at what Eric said. Shane then points out, that Kenny sang to people for money. Shane, Eric and Kenny drop thier planes just hearing that Kyle leaving. They all go to hug Kyle, he tells them he'll be leaving 4:00 AM in the morning. Kyle exits Eric's room. Stan doesn't want Kyle to leave, neither does Eric, Kenny and Shane. Stan also says that Kyle's gone before the holidays. At 4:00 AM the next the day, The Broflovski's are packing up, Sheila and Gerrald are already in the car. Kyle then enters the car, Ike tries to get in the car but Kyle closes it, not noticing Ike. The Broflovski begin to drive, Kyle tells his parents it was a good thing to leave Ike, because he doesn't want smell pee and he knows that the boys will take care of him. At school it is 4th Grade Gradution, everyone is lining up and Shane sees Ike in the back row. After the gradution fnishes, the boys rush to get Ike and take him to Eric's house. Meanwhile, the rest of the Broflovski's enter the island, Kyle thinks he's going to die. Gerrald gets a tent out, and builds it on grassy land. Sheila puts the clothing line out and Kyle is watching the sun. Kyle starts walking out to find food for the family. Kyle is carrying a M-S17 Pistol that Shane gave to him. A group of men with AK-47's try to shoot at Kyle. So he runs to his family telling them that a group of men are going to kill them. The Broflovski's begin running and get into a dead end, one man shoots Kyle, even though he's still alive. Kyle smells the blood coming, and it turns out to be paint. Gerrald realises that it was Paintball Island. So the Broflovski's leave the Island with the money and go home where they meet Ike and the boys sleeping.

Summers Away!

The boys are playing at Shane's house, Eric runs in Shane's house. Eric tells them the best thing ever in his life. Kyle points out, that Eric isn't a dick. Eric makes fun of Kyle being a Jersey. Eric tells them he's going on a date tonight. Stan points out that Eric is fat, but Eric takes of a fat suit. The boys wow at Eric loss of weight. Stan points out that Shane and Kenny never had a girlfriend. Shane counter-attacks Stan by he doesn't puke when he's being kissed. Kenny tells them he had one, but she doesn't count since she wasn't really human and Tammy was a whore. Shane also tells Kenny, they keep dumping him because he keeps dying. Kyle says that summers fun and he doesn't want it to end. Shane slaps Kyle, calling him an idiot. Stan asks Shane why he slapped Kyle. Kenny tells Stan that if Kyle wishes another bullshit thing again it'll happen. Shane grabs Kyle and tells him they're gonna kill the person who's giving him good wishes. At Chef's house he is seen withh 10 girls around him on his bed. A smoke grenade is thrown in to the room, when the smoke cleared the girls are gone, but only Kyle and Shane are in the room. Chef asks them where did the girls go, it shown that the girls are now around Ike. Shane asks Chef where to find a good wish person. Chef tells him a robot, so Kyle and Shane leaves Chef's house. Shane and Kyle head over to the US Army robotic control, one of the robots is Barbra Strieshand, Kyle shoots the robot and Bebe randomly appears in the scene and kisses Ike, saying that Summer's gonna be great also with Eric and Francine and Stan and Wendy.

Juggle's Scene

t Shane's house in the morning, Shane is his bedroom sleeping. The alarm rings, which sounds like Tween Wave music. Shane wakes up, he looks at the calander showing September. Shane jumps up because it's 5th Grade. Shane throws his 4th Grade stuff away and puts on his new clothes his parents gave him. Blue Jeaned Shirt and and Green Jeaned Trousers. Shane likes the clothing he's wearing. Shane walks downstairs, Dan looks at Shane noticing Shane has grown. Shane leaves home to get to the bus, the boys are already at the bus stop. Stan's is wearing a jumper with chocolate on it. Eric is wearing a Green top with the words "Na na na na na na". Kyle has a low cut hair, a scarf with the star of david and top with the words "Jew, Jersey, Ginger, Deal with it". Kenny is unhooded now, with a McCormick badge on it. The bus comes to the boys and a new bus driver is on the bus, who is blond and male. The boys sit on the bus looking at everyone. Kyle finds this strange so does Eric. Shane thought that thier new teacher would be better and not crazy and dead. Stan asks Shane how he knew about Ms.Choksondik. Shane tells him that Principal Victoria told everyone about the old teachers. The bus arrives at school, all the 5th Graders run out the bus. At school, the bell rings and the 5th Graders enter class. The teacher enter the class, everyone looks at the teacher because he might be smart. The teacher writes his name on the board and calls himself Mr.Hanney. Shane thinks that 5th Grade is going to be the best year ever.

Juggle's Scene

In the 5th Grade class Mr.Hanney is writing on the board. Shane thinks it's going to be a terrible project like they had in 4th Grade. Mr.Hanney tells them thier having a Juggling Contest in school. Mr.Hanney tells them he's picking partners because he's unsure if everyone will be taking part. Eric is assigned with Francine, Kyle asks Eric how did Francine get to the school. Eric tells him that her parents live in South Park. Token is assigned with Bebe. Kyle stares at Token angrily. Shane tells if he gets angry at a black person he's rascist. Everyone then is assigned. Shane is assigned with Kyle, Stan is assigned with Kenny. Stan facepalms himseld because Kenny's gonna die. Kenny tells Stan he isn't wearing a Parka. Shane tells Kyle they should do it at Kyle's house. At Kyle's house Shane and Kyle plan out what object they should use. Shane goes for balls, Kyle tells him it should be object that will give us a good grade. Kyle thinks they should use wigs, but Shane disagrees because they might get a D- or an F. Shane and Kyle both say Terrance and Phillip action figures. Shane tells Kyle they should use the ones that fart, saying that it will give them a high grade. At school Mr.Hanney calls the last people out which are Shane and Kyle. They start to juggle, then it starts making a song out. Everyone claps, Stan and Kenny laugh because they find it funny. Eric starts to find it strange.

You Killed The Party!

Kenny is packing up his mother and father's stuff so they can get on with thier trip to Los Angles for a movie shoot. Stuart asks why Kenny is rushing for them to go so fast, Kenny tells them he doesn't wasn't them late for a shoot. Stuart and Carol both leave Kenny and say thier goodbyes. Karen, who is now in 3rd Grade jumps up because the parents are gone. Kevin, who is in 8th Grade goes on the phone to make a call. At school Kenny gives every 5th Grader an invitation. Shane hopes nothing strange happens, because when something good happens then it turns strange. Stan agree's with Shane as the town is mystical. Eric laughs at the strange things because he thinks Kenny's party is going to be good. At night the boys are at the Marks house, they leave the house to go to Kenny's house. A homeless man walks up to them, Shane points out that's the start of strange. Kyle orders the man to move but he refuses to do so. The man tells them that Kenny's party is now 47th Death party of South Park because every odd number of parties in South Park people end up being dead. Only if a bouncy castle is displayed and on the 18th Bounce the host dies. The boys rush to Kenny very quickly, they enter his house and they see, 3rd, 5th and 8th Graders inside the party. The boys go to Keny that they got something from a homeless man saying if Kenny orders a bouncy castle he'll de. Kenny denies this, he tells them thst 2012 was supposed to happen, but Timmy went in that time and it was normal. Everyone in the party overheard and left the house, Kenny had got annoyed with the boys. The homeless man enters Kenny's house he takes of the clothes realizing it was Stuart. Kenny asks why wasn't he at the movie shoot. Stuart tells Kenny he lied about the date.

£ Way

At school Mr.Hanney is handing out letters before the end of school. He tells them that it is for the trip to England in three days. Shane and Pip both smile because they're going to England for a trip. Kyle can't wait to go to Shane's poor town. Shane points out he had all lot of money than Kyle before he moved to South Park. Kyle tells Shane that he played well. Three days later all the parents send thier kids to the airport. Randy tells Stan to be good in England as it will go on his record. Dan tells Shane to have a good trip to thier home country. Gerrald is in angry state because he doesn't like England and the society. At the airport the boys are playing games or listening to music. Pip and Shane are sitting next to each other. Pip tells Shane if he has his mystery gear, Shane pulls it out. Eric hadn't realised that Pip and Shane where such good friends and he hoped that the boys where good friends. Eric still won't allow Pip at a party, Shane overhears this and punches Eric. Eric tells Shane he'll allow Pip at the party. At England the boys finaly get off the plane and arrive at the hotel. At Room 19 the boys and Pip drop thier stuff down. Pip and Shane dress up into mystery gear and are about to leave. Stan tells them to wait because they all want to come. A waiter is running down the stairs saying a man has triggered Big Ben to blow up all of London. The boys now start running to the Big Ben to look for some clues On the wall they see a pound sign. Shane tell's them, they'll go pound way. Four hours later the bomber is found and the bomb is disarmed. So the 5th graders go back to South Park.

Hurdle Jump

At the Cartman's house Sheila and Liane are talking in the kicthen. Sheila asks how well Eric is doing in school. To which Liane replies to that Eric is doing fine and also well in P.E. Sheila points out that Kyle is good a P.E. Liane tells her that Kyle wasn't doing so good after the last report he got in 2nd Grade. Sheila argues about that because Eric was fat. Liane gets annoyed of this comment and challenges Shiela to a Hurdle Race. The mothers rush upstairs and take thier boys and starts traing them. Eric strains of from the training, Kyle gets annoyed from the training. At the main race the boys are getting ready for the race. As it starts the boys are in the same level as each other. The mothers certainly don't believe this, they reliase that both boys are terrible at Hurdle Jumping.

Shane and Stan are on Facebook searching stuff about. Shane gets a message from Hayley Wealth, Stan see's the picture, he clicks it and see's Hayley's picture. Stan says he want's to ask Hayley out because she's nice. Shane tries to get Stan to snap out of it. The next day Hayley is at South Park meeting Shane. Stan was wondering who was the white girl near her. Shane tells Stan it was Wendy and Stan facepalms himself in shame.

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